Richard Bey's talk show topped even these spectacles. History will say it still needed a lot of work. Then he strummed his ukulele and sang a song he had composed backstage just moments before. Just when you thought matters couldn't get worse, poor Tiny Tim came on as a surprise guest to tell people to hang in there with their dreams. "Wake up," someone said, "your dream is a total joke." The shame-faced reply: "I guess I was wrong all these years." The audience yelled its agreement. A folk singer with a quavering voice and a gay soul artist in hot pants showed how badly they were kidding themselves. An aspiring stand-up comedian said he went to Mickey Mantle's restaurant and ordered the liver. The fat would-be stripper wasn't all Carnie had to offer. "Hee Haw" seems like "Masterpiece Theatre." Still, at the end of the day, you feel like a hundred points have been skimmed off your IQ and a trailer trash accent sounds just right.
These programs do make us more vulgar and dumb, but these do not necessarily imperil the republic. To hear Bennett talk, daytime talk shows are undermining Western civilization. Delores Tucker of the National Political Congress of Black Women ripped the subsidiary for purveying the violent and foul-mouthed lyrics of gangsta rap. It dumped Interscope Records after Bennett and C. He is fresh from his fall victory over Time Warner. Maybe in iOS 17.Daytime talk shows are the latest target of former Education Secretary William Bennett. I’ll keep playing with Apple’s Weather app, too-it remains a solid contender, but it still has some work to do. Should I have used this opportunity to try something different, maybe find something better? Perhaps! But I’m a creature of habit, and this creature likes to know what the weather’s going to be like at a glance, without having to work too hard. And, of course, CARROT already provides precipitation alerts, one of Dark Sky’s best features, and even uses the new Live Activities API to put them on your home screen. I was also able to customize it a bit further, adding a summary line to give me the day’s high and low temperatures, as well as including CARROT’s trademark snarky robot for my own amusement. From there you can customize the layout further if you’d like.įor me, the result is close enough: it apes Dark Sky’s easy-to-read vertical chart of the hour-by-hour forecast, including a pop-up menu that lets you choose from temperature, precipitation, UV, and so on. Give it a name-oh, I don’t, know maybe, “Dark Ski”?-and you’re done. To do this for yourself, open up CARROT Weather, go to Settings > Layout > Layout Gallery and choose the Inline style. I think I’m okay without it for the moment. For that, I’d need to pungle up $30 per year, or $50 for the family plan. So, for example, I can still get access to the radar via the toolbar, but I can’t put a little radar widget on my CARROT Weather home screen, à la Dark Sky. 2 While that does get me access to many of the app’s features, some are reserved for the more expensive tiers. I’ve been a CARROT Weather subscriber for many years and am still on one of its older (no longer available) subscription plans. So when I saw my old Macworld colleague Chris Breen 1 point out that you can actually recreate Dark Sky’s interface in CARROT Weather, well, my interest was piqued, to say the least. Dark Sky’s interface, largely recreated in CARROT Weather.ĬARROT Weather has been my other go-to app, thanks largely to its incredible power and versatility. Say what you will about Dark Sky, but its interface was simple and straightforward.
Apple’s iOS 16 Weather app is significantly improved on previous versions, though it still seems to prioritize flashy form over function (see “animated weather graphics that take up a big chunk of the screen”). Over the last several years, I’ve downloaded and tried a number competitors and while none had dethroned Dark Sky, there were a couple others in heavy rotation. Opportunity awaits! It’s been a long time since a new contender got a shot at some prime real estate on my iPhone.ĭespite my allegiance to Dark Sky, I’ve stayed in the weather app game. Goodbye, old friend, you will be missed!īut when Apple closes a door, it opens a space on your home screen. January 1st, 2023 has come and gone, and with it the demise of my weather app of choice, Dark Sky. Miss Dark Sky? CARROT Weather has you (cloud) covered
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